Book swaps proposed for Tube: A new, exciting way to catch swine flu
In a turn of events that many (well, some. A couple. I.) already consider a Christmas miracle, left-leaning broadsheet The Guardian and Tory London mayor Boris Johnson appear to have found some common ground. Mere months after the Grauniad launched its own hobo-friendly, lit(t)eracy-encouraging scheme comes news that Johnson is willing to consider implementing officially sanctioned book swapping networks at London Underground stations in advance of the 2012 Olympics, thereby dramatically increasing opportunities for the average Londoner to pick up hideous communicable diseases from the discarded property of strangers, and maybe a copy of The Girl Who Played With Fire while they’re at it.

