Chicken Soup for the Soul now wants to do that to your stomach
Chicken Soup for the Soul Foods will launch its national line of comfort foods in early 2013, beginning with soups. Inspired by real people and their stories about food, family, and feelings, the line will expand quickly in 2013 and 2014 to include a full range of more than 100 comfort food products in a variety of different categories. Perfect for singles or busy families, many items will offer convenient ways to shorten meal prep time and serve delicious meals in minutes, such as gravies, broths and meal starters that can be used to start a variety of different meals, including pot pies, casseroles and stews. All items in the food line will also be designed with today’s health-conscious consumer in mind.Naturally, today’s health-conscious consumer will have no qualms about reheating food mass produced by the people responsible for the literary equivalent of the KFC Famous Bowl. Can’t wait to see what tasty treats they come up with inspired by my real feelings of despair and howling existential terror! Because we’re all suckers for punishment, here’s what Bill Rouhana, CEO of Chicken Soup for the Soul, has to say about the launch: ‘Meal times play such an important role in living a well-balanced life that our readers and fans have asked us for years to launch a food line. By creating a line of delicious comfort foods that warm the heart and nourish the soul, we are providing yet another way that we can always be there to care for and support our community.’ So basically, ‘hey, you know how you need to eat to stay alive? We have also realised that! Then we realised that that kind of relates to our name! It took us two decades! Now buy things! Preferably from us!’, only written by a Care Bear chained to a typewriter made of candy floss. Jamie Byng is expected to release a statement on Canongate’s forthcoming artillery line imminently.
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