Despite the earlier reported best efforts of 16 separate publishers
, this year’s Christmas bestsellers list has not, in fact, been dominated by the cute and furry. Well, depending on your tastes and his level of hirsuteness, maybe it has, but that’s not the point.
The point is that, for the second year in a row and his fourth overall, Jamie Oliver has demonstrated that were he to use his power for evil rather than good he could destroy us all with a click of his fingers. Which is to say, he sold almost 60,000 copies of Jamie’s Great Britain in the last week alone
, with cumulative sales of almost 320,000 since September. ALL HAIL OLIVER THE BENEVOLENT. MAY HIS REIGN PROVE LESS TERRIFYING THAN SOME
In a textbook example of hubris, Guinness World Records 2012
failed to live up to its title yet again, ending up in second place with around 5,000 fewer copies sold than Fearless Leader Oliver. Out of the meerkat colony clogging the market this Christmas, one in particular proved to be particularly vicious when cornered, with Where’s The Meerkat?
suckering almost 40,000 stressed parents and people who won’t read anything else this year out of their money for third.
The top five is rounded out by Lorraine Pascale’s Home Cooking Made Easy
at four and Kathryn Stockett’s The Help
at five, which The Guardian notes is the only piece of adult fiction in the top ten
but which, ironically, most likely owes its position to the childlike simplicity of its hugely popular film adaptation. And not ‘childlike simplicity’ in the ‘oh, there’s such truth in their innocence!’ sense, ‘childlike simplicity’ in the ‘you know, Timmy really hasn’t been quite the same since he fell off the climbing frame’ sense.
Anyway, he says in a seamless segue that demonstrates why they pay him the big bucks, that’s about it for BookMachine in 2011. We’re taking the holidays off, by which I mean continuing to work our real jobs but taking it slightly easier on the posting front, mainly because there’s not likely to be much publishing news forthcoming over the next couple of weeks. Cheers for reading throughout 2011, and, pending the aircraft carrier USS John F. Kennedy crashing into the White House
, we’ll see you back here in 2012.